Humorous Wedding Speech †Best Man :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Speech Best ManGood evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I would like to start by thanking Steve for verbal expression such nice things about me during his speech, though I must admit, I did deserve them. I mean, w present would a bridegroom be without his best man? The wiz at hand when he couldnt find the rings. The reassuring voice in his ear when it looked like it might rain. And the chaperone who persuaded him to leave the strip ball club last night. Actually, I believe it was this morning I think we all agree that Linda looks fantastic today, a number one hit if ever thither was one. And Steves looking a bit like a chart-topper himself in that suit although Im not sure from which year. As for the bridesmaids, they look wonderful, and demand performed their duties splendidly. It cant have been easy dragging Linda to the church it certainly wasnt easy dragging Steve. We have now reached that pivotal moment in the speech where I am meant in good taste to put the groom down. However, when the subject of my speech cropped up during the meal, and my obligation to discuss Steve, Linda made me promise that I restrict myself to discourse only of the good things about her husband. Because a one-minute speech would seem ridiculous, Ive decided to change course completely. And tell you about how we came to be sitting here today. Steve and Linda met five years ago in a very, very romantic location - the Hippodrome nightclub in Exeter. This place was renowned for being the hangout of intoxicated wide boys and white stiletto young ladys, so it was pure coincidence that they met on that fateful night. Steve had nearly given up hope of ever pulling a girl when he caught a glimpse of Linda across a crowded dance floor. I can see now, lying there. She smiled and shouted hello but the medication swallowed her voice before it could reach him. He untucked his jeans from his florescent socks and casually strolled over to her as she slid through the crowd to meet him. With their arms wrapped tightly approximately each other, the two danced into the night, igniting a passion that threatened to engulf them both. When the music stopped, the legendary silver tongue legendary in the sense that it only exists in Steves imagination took over Are you lost, love?