Humorous Wedding Speech †Best Man :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Speech Best ManGood evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I would like to start by thanking Steve for saying such nice things about me during his speech, though I must admit, I did deserve them. I mean, where would a stableboy be without his best man? The friend at hand when he couldnt find the rings. The reassuring voice in his ear when it looked like it skill rain. And the chaperone who persuaded him to leave the strip club last night. Actually, I believe it was this morning I think we all agree that Linda looks fantastic today, a issue forth one hit if ever there was one. And Steves looking a bit like a chart-topper himself in that suit although Im non sure from which year. As for the bridesmaids, they look wonderful, and have performed their duties splendidly. It cant have been easy dragging Linda to the church it certainly wasnt easy dragging Steve. We have now reached that pivotal signification in the speech where I am meant in good taste to put the groom dow n. However, when the subject of my speech cropped up during the meal, and my obligation to discuss Steve, Linda make me promise that I restrict myself to speaking only of the good things about her husband. Because a one-minute speech would seem ridiculous, Ive decided to change course completely. And spread abroad you about how we came to be sitting here today. Steve and Linda met five years ago in a very, very romantic location - the Hippodrome nightclub in Exeter. This arrange was renowned for being the hangout of drunken wide boys and white stiletto girls, so it was pure coincidence that they met on that fateful night. Steve had nearly given up fancy of ever pulling a girl when he caught a glimpse of Linda across a crowded dance floor. I can see now, craft there. She smiled and shouted hello but the music swallowed her voice before it could reach him. He untucked his jeans from his florescent socks and casually strolled over to her as she slid through the crowd to allude him . With their arms wrapped tightly around each other, the two danced into the night, igniting a passion that threatened to engulf them both. When the music stopped, the known silver tongue legendary in the sense that it only exists in Steves imagination took over Are you lost, love?